Thursday, November 04, 2004 (For sale. On ebay, of course.)

George Bush’s qualifications, for sale on ebay

  • He had a C average in that Ivy league school.
  • He scored a 25 out of 100 on his national guard exam.
  • He ran that oil business into the ground.
  • He fronted for the Texas Rangers.
  • He’s done blow at camp David.
  • He was handed the governorship of that one redneck state.
  • He has that brother running Florida.

Posted in politico

3 comments:

  1. fricknamarJack #

    he didn’t stand up against this while it WAS apparently happening? for being such a leader WHY couldn’t he lead then??

    “raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in a fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of Vietnam….”

    A few days later, Kerry went on Meet the Press saying that he, personally, had “committed atrocities” in Vietnam, as well as accusing other American soldiers ? the men he now refers to as his “band of brothers” ? of doing the same.

    google up kerry’s official military records for me…

    http://www.newsmax.com/archives/articles/2004/1/20/131219.shtml

    http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=39816

    http://www.rushonline.com/kerry/resume.htm

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1197502/posts

    fuck a pussy american president. france is accepting new female citizenships

  2. fricknamarJack #

    i hear ben affleck is looking for a girlfriend too

  3. dude #

    what do we gotta do to get some href up in this hizzy?

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