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West Coast digs July 10, 2006 9 comments

After a year and a few months in a cute little beach pad and countless hours spent commuting on the most heavily trafficked road in the world*, Susan and I have moved into a crappy little condo community in Lake Forest, CA. By crappy, I mean It’s one of these gated communities you’ll see all over the California deserts where everything’s exactly the same, has man made lakes with fountains and paddle boats* and is titled something along the lines of “California Hills, a private living community”.

Our sliver of Orange County paradise is called “Tuscany”, presumably someone thought it might pass as the luscious green hills of Tuscany, Itlay. Not so much, The roofs here are red though just like in Tuscany, Italy. This place will do just fine while we’re out here.

* It might not be the most heavily trafficked road in the world, but it’s certainly one of them.

* Our community unfortunately does not have paddle boats, but one nearby does.

1. dude #

   Sweet, when’s the house-warming kegger??

   You still haven’t been out to Partey House ™ yet..

2. Bill #

   I was at the party house July 3rd dude! Good Times™!

3. huphtur #

   WHY? WHY? WHY?

4. Bill #

   I’m 1.4 miles from work! Plus, Lake Forest is the new LA!

5. huphtur #

   WHY! WHY! WHY!

6. dude #

   Haha, good point Bill. You should come over sometime when I’m sober enough to remember though :P

   Diggin the new commute?

7. blaine #

   you bought a condo. your a homo owner?

8. fred #

   i never thought I’d see bill say _______ is the new _______.

   sounds like something those dudes on queer eye would say too much.

9. Bill #

   Ever think I’d say “We have some sweet tennis courts at our new place”?

   well, we do have some sweet tennis courts at the new place.